Too Old For Your Bullshit Casual Cap
Weathered black · Tan lettering · Copper-tone detail
Too old.
Too direct to miss.
A dark, distressed cap with a blunt front slogan and a small metal-tone detail on the brim. Worn-in character, from the faded crown to the frayed edge.
Too Old For Your BULLSHIT — Black Plaque Cap
Two-line slogan · Worn lettering · Dark canvas
The words.
No extra decoration.
TOO OLD FOR YOUR sits above the larger BULLSHIT lettering. Tan tones contrast with the washed-black background, while the distressed letter texture echoes the cap’s weathered finish.
The front stays focused on the message. A narrow line frames the lower word, and a small thread detail adds character along the side seam.
01A high-contrast front
Pale tan wording stands out against deep charcoal.
02A worn-in appearance
Fading and rough edges carry across the fabric and lettering.
03A simple dark palette
Black, tan and copper-tone accents work together naturally.
Metal-tone plaque · Twin rivets · Frayed brim
A small detail.
A direct finish.
A rectangular copper-tone plaque sits along one side of the brim, fixed between two round rivet details. Its engraved wording reads FUCK OFF.
01A contrasting accent
The aged metal-tone finish adds another texture to the dark cap.
02Detail around the curve
Tan stitch rows and frayed threads follow the visor edge.
Plain tees · Denim · Neutral jackets
Everyday layers.
A distinct point of view.
Keep the outfit simple with a plain tee, denim or a casual jacket. The washed-black color works with neutral layers, while the front slogan and brim plaque supply the personality.
Paneled crown · Curved brim · Weathered finish
A familiar shape.
Plenty of character.
A covered top button, metal-tone eyelets and curved visor keep the baseball silhouette recognizable. Tan stitching and a frayed brim complete the aged look.
01Washed charcoal tones
Mottled fading gives the body its weathered appearance.
02A curved visor
Parallel seam rows trace the brim.
03Mixed textures
Worn fabric, rough threads and the plaque create contrast.
Find your fit
Measure first.
Find your fit.
Wrap a soft tape around your head where the cap will sit. Keep it level and comfortably snug, then compare with the guide below.
| Measurement | Centimeters | Inches |
|---|---|---|
| Head circumference | 55–60 cm | 21.65–23.62 in |
| Brim length | 7 cm | 2.76 in |
| Cap height | 11.5 cm | 4.53 in |
Dimensions are approximate. Inch values are converted from centimeters and rounded to two decimal places.
Product details
The details.
All together.
Product
Too Old For Your BULLSHIT — Black Plaque Cap
Featured color
Deep washed black / charcoal
Front wording
TOO OLD FOR YOUR / BULLSHIT
Brim detail
Copper-tone plaque reading FUCK OFF, with two rivet details
Finish
Distressed fabric, tan lettering and frayed brim
Silhouette
Paneled crown and curved visor
Dimensions
Head circumference 55–60 cm; brim length 7 cm; cap height 11.5 cm
A few things to know
Good questions.
Straight answers.
What does the cap say?
The front reads TOO OLD FOR YOUR above BULLSHIT. The brim plaque reads FUCK OFF. The product uses the full uncensored wording.
Where is the plaque?
The rectangular copper-tone plaque sits on one side of the brim, between two round rivet details.
Is the weathered appearance part of the design?
Yes. Faded fabric, distressed lettering and exposed brim threads create the worn-in aesthetic.
What size is the cap?
The guide gives a head circumference of 55–60 cm, approximately 21.65–23.62 inches. Brim length is 7 cm and cap height is 11.5 cm.
How can I style it?
Plain tees, denim and neutral casual jackets complement the dark palette.
How do I measure my head?
Keep a soft tape level around your head where your cap will sit, snug without pulling tightly.
A worn-in look. An outspoken detail.
Keep the character.
Wear it your way.
Dark fabric, tan lettering and a copper-tone finishing touch. Add a distinctive cap to your casual rotation.
